![Mother Simpson [looking at Joe Namath]: His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion of change. A world where doors were open for women like me. But Abe was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison Avenue scene.
Grampa: Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas. There’s a haircut you could set your watch to.](http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/popture/16683011613/1/tumblr_lyjqa3yvZl1qz8rm7)
Mother Simpson [looking at Joe Namath]: His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion of change. A world where doors were open for women like me. But Abe was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison Avenue scene.
Grampa: Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas. There’s a haircut you could set your watch to.
